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Sunday, November 02, 2003

I just ran the following through the Gender Genie. It said that I was male.

"Hey, check me out. I'm a girl! I'm female! I could compete in female sports at the Olympics because if you ran a DNA test, it would confirm that I'm female. I've got ovaries and I don't have testicles. That's right, I'm female. When people pass me on the street they say things such as, "Nice day madam" and "excuse me lady, but could you hold this box of corn while I hail a cab?" When I was a little girl I attended brownies. There's no mistaking it; I'm female!"


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