I Didn't Really Go To The Mall
In this story the mall represents crap.
The parking lot represents man's struggle to find crap.
Pointy things represent birds.
Cell phone salespersons represent the secret desire we all have to be supervisors at the post office.
Time represents insects.
Nickels repsent diet coke (with a twist of sour malt).
Representation represents "re-presentation."
Hot dogs on a stick are just plain yummy!